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• Mysterious object nearly downed plane over Denver

  Fri May 18, 2012
  • Conspicuously absent is one other possibility...

• Beach rocks in woman's pocket catch fire, severely burning her

  Thu May 17, 2012
  • Perhaps she was a Republican running for office?

• Want a piece of Facebook? Here's what you need to know

  Thu May 17, 2012
  • How to get a piece of Facebook? Wait until next week and pick it up for about $18.

• Obama's Bain attack plays into middle class anxiety

  Mon May 14, 2012
  • The public sector has shrunk under your and my President Obama. Not only that, Obama has also cut taxes and shrunk government more than Saint Ronald Reagan did! Get the facts - turn off Fox.

• Maya calendar workshop documents time beyond 2012

  Thu May 10, 2012
  • Aaaahh yes... the former house of "Obsidian the Optimistic"... long known to his fellow Mayans as a simpleton and teller of fantastic tales of the far-away future, when all true Mayans know the world ends on 12/21/2012.

• Prostitute at center of Secret Service scandal: Agents were 'stupid brutes'

  Mon May 7, 2012
  • Usually whores do find themselves around "stupid brutes". She must be the Sherlock Holmes of Colombian hookers.

• Heavy metal singer slammed by salmonella sushi

  Fri May 4, 2012
  • Better yet, my vegetarian friend's simple rule - Don't eat anything with eyes.

• Heavy metal singer slammed by salmonella sushi

  Fri May 4, 2012
  • Because there was a story at all, the headline implied it was probably someone famous. It wasn't. That was Cyman's point. It might as well have said "Some Random Person Out of 258 Got Slammed by Salmonella."

• Heavy metal singer slammed by salmonella sushi

  Fri May 4, 2012
  • Heavy metal? Eating sushi?? Perhaps he should rename Attila 'Spinal Tap'. I do hope the delicate dears have some decent spring water and sprouts backstage.

• Shuttle Discovery takes a piggyback ride into posterity

  Tue Apr 17, 2012
  • I remember sitting in a TV lounge at my college Union watching STS-1 land... it was such an unbelievable thought at the time, an entire ship coming back from space to be used again. And now it is heading into retirement, as am I. We grew old at the same rate.